Hollywood celebrities are being hit left and right by burglars … but as far as the crooks are concerned they’re nobody special, because high-end break-ins are out of control this year.
TMZ broke the story, Dodgers star Yasiel Puig was the latest to be hit, with thieves making off with more than half a mil in jewelry. Other celebs hit include Alanis Morissette, Cesar Millan and Derek Fisher. Law enforcement tells us … they believe the celebs were not targeted because they flaunted their jewelry and other riches on social media. The sources say these celebs all live in ritzy areas of L.A., and there has been an influx of criminals because California has recently opened the prison doors.
Recent laws have addressed terrible prison overcrowding by ordering the release of a number of non-violent criminals. There are also drug offenses that have been reduced from felonies to misdemeanors. Our sources say a number of the people released are burglars, and now that they’re out they’re going back to what they know. As a result, there has been an explosion of burglaries in the L.A. area. And there’s something else. We’re told a number of people who were hit, including some of the celebs who have become victims, did not turn their alarms on because they assumed it wasn’t necessary since they live in what they believed were safe areas.
Where the r-selected meet the Apocalypse.
The crime rates parallel the Misery Index, which itself is about one year ahead of the Conservative Policy Mood. This probably means that Conservatism is still on the upswing.
It also highlights an interesting phenomenon. As K-selection kicks in, the state diminishes its investment in keeping people safe, people have to protect themselves, and all of that further accelerates the society’s K-shift. K is a slippery slope which get’s slipperier and steeper as you travel along it, and we are slipping down the slope at high velocity already.
And the Apocalypse is still on its way.
Tell everyone about r/K Theory, because K-selection is still on the rise
Maybe Kevlar and camo will become a fashion statement?
That might be a good post-Apocalyptic business.
Artistically excellent body armour maybe?
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r selected legislators, release r selected prisoners, who terrorize r selected celebrities, with r selected random predation…. Shocker!
What did I miss please?
…..Or just get wrong?