Madonna Offers Blowjobs For Hillary

Madonna is offering free blowjobs if you vote for Hillary:

Pop star Madonna got raunchy while introducing comedian Amy Schumer at a performance in New York City Tuesday night… promising the crowd sexual favors in exchange for their support of… Hillary Clinton.

“If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blowjob. OK?”

… the 58-year-old … singer told an audience at New York’s Madison Square Garden Tuesday night. “I’m really good. I’m not a douche, and I’m not a tool. I take my time, I have a lot of eye contact, and I do swallow.”…

Again, these are human rabbits. This offer from Madonna didn’t unnerve any Hillary supporters. None felt embarrassed to be associated with it. They cheered, they yelled, and they all thought it was funny.

If you have a functional amygdala, you will be mildly disgusted. Just describing her technique will leave you a little unnerved, as your amygdala comes online and fires off. And all of that ignores the idea that it is Madonna. But none of that triggers any amygdala activity in rabbits.

This will only predominate in times of r. Once things turn K, this will be back to being treated as it would have been treated in the fifties.

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7 years ago

[…] Madonna Offers Blowjobs For Hillary […]

c_arnold
7 years ago

I’m more than mildly disgusted by this.

Dick Johnson
7 years ago

Madonna’s crude language and sexual boasting has shaken me to my core. I feel violated, and I can not get the horrible imagery out of my head.

Zanjero
Zanjero
7 years ago

I remember catching a very old episode of Mister Ed, guest starring Mae West. West was an ageing and fading star at this point, and this was the best she could get. I kinda felt sorry for her, a woman in her fifties or sixties, still trying to play the sexy snide minx. I have a feeling this is the path that awaits Madonna. Dignity is a bridge she herself burned long ago.

Robert What?
Robert What?
7 years ago

I’m unclear – is this supposed to get us to vote for Hillary or Trump?

Prof. Woland
Prof. Woland
7 years ago

Ugh.

Sam J.
Sam J.
7 years ago

“…Madonna is offering free blowjobs if you vote for Hillary…”

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