Rabbits Refuse to Fight

Rabbits want gun control, and no school guards:

Umpqua Community College had one guard on shift at a time. Unarmed. But it did notify those on campus that it was a gun free zone, just like most campuses across America. And according to retired Umpqua Community College president Joe Olson, the college decided against an armed security guard in the last few months. “We talked about that over the last year because we were concerned about safety on campus,” he said. “The campus was split 50-50. We thought we were a very safe campus, and having armed security officers on campus might change the culture.”

Typically, those who oppose armed guards, or arming teachers on campuses, cite idiocies like “changing the culture” or “making children uncomfortable.” Randi Weingarten, head of the National Education Association, has written, “Schools must be safe sanctuaries, not armed fortresses. Anyone who would suggest otherwise doesn’t understand that our public schools must first and foremost be places where teachers can safely educate and nurture our students.”

Human rabbits are a different species. Violence is so overwhelming they can’t even consider it. Given a choice of having protection from a mass murderer and being helpless, they actually choose being helpless. Like a newborn baby, they are so helpless that they couldn’t survive in a state of nature on their own. Left to their own devices, they would be overrun and murdered in a minute by stronger, more capable K-strategists.

What terrifies them about r/K Theory is that it ends the debate. If they are not adapted to a real world, where resources are restricted and conflict happens, then their opinions are meaningless in the grander debate. If their opinions are meaningless, then they are by default to be out-grouped and ignored.

Nothing, even the prospect of helplessness in the face of a mass murderer, is as terrifying to the rabbit as that.

For a good statistically-based pictorial explanation of rabbit stupidity, click here.

Apocalypse cometh™

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8 years ago

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