Sexbots With AI Are Here

If we stop seeing the Scalzis of the world for a few years, we will know what happened:

An artificially intelligent sex robot with a fully functioning G-spot has been unveiled.

‘Silicon Samantha’ is covered in sensors that respond to human touch and can switch between ‘family’ and ‘sexy’ mode.

The sex robot also has a functional vagina and mouth, according to its Spanish inventor.

A little too much uncanny valley for me, but I bet some guys will actually prefer that to a normal girl. Imagine an r-strategist who is programmed to spread bet and choose unusual, amygdala-stimulating mates to create a diversity of offspring. The only way that could be weirder is if you took the dress off and a schlong popped out.

But it will eliminate the need for any rearing investment in offspring.

I have a plan to swoop into this industry and seize everyone’s market share one day. What I will do is forget about the functioning G-spot and the Family mode. My model will have Dishwashing mode, Dinner-making mode, Floor-scrubbing mode, and for the upsell, Femcunt Lawyer mode, which will bring you in around a $200,000 per year salary conservatively by working long hours during the day for you, and allow you to terrorize everyone you come across with frivilous lawsuits the rest of the time.

When I release that, expect women to become much more amenable to embracing a feminine roll in a marriage, and men to be in a good mood all of the time.

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7 years ago

[…] Sexbots With AI Are Here […]

T4C
T4C
7 years ago

Mark my words, sexbots in the form of children, from toddlers to tweens, will be created by some sick fucks to accommodate the pedos.

disenchantedscholar
Reply to  T4C
7 years ago

Newborn babies (a singer here called Watkins, ew), Furry hybrids and Anime characters.

Pitcrew
Pitcrew
7 years ago

Kinda gives Clearance Rack a whole new meaning. WAY too creepy though.

c_arnold
7 years ago

As this tech gets more sophisticated and it becomes more difficult to tell a sexbot apart from a real human being, we’re going to see some interesting developments in psychological warfare. Imagine in ten years these things are profoundly more sophisticated than they are now and intelligence agencies are focusing their energies into suppressing Islamic expansion in much the same way the Soviets and Chinese wish they could have.

You could have Intel operatives, disguised as old Muslim men keeping one of these in female guise as a live in home attendant slash daughter. Dressed in compliance with Sharia law, of course. The ‘old man’ could befriend a younger Muslim man and wax on about his concerns regarding the fate of his reliable companion like a father concerned for his daughter. There could even be a warm-hearted story about how the ‘old man’ lost his real daughter in a war. The young Muslim man, isolated from the sexual market place due to his lack of independent income will be more than happy to accept the robot after he learns that the series the old man has can perform a variety of functions including sex acts. When the ‘old man’ dies, the young man claims the sexbot, and thus his interest in engaging in violence is significantly diminished.

A perfect woman who can cook his meals, clean his home, only speaks when spoken to, and ready to please him in the bedroom any time of day. The Muslim virility rate will decline sharply thus following. Many of the Imam’s who deny that it’s a problem will be intel operatives as well.

disenchantedscholar
Reply to  c_arnold
7 years ago

Only the Ks will breed, since only K-types seek out one another to reproduce, it’s gonna be great. However, if it hadn’t been for the Sexual Revolution, we’d have had Western Men fighting off the Muslim threat aaaages ago by now. Their brain is already telling them they’ve conquered and they’re even sterile (no kids, no paternal instinct).

Sam J.
Sam J.
7 years ago

“…My model will have Dishwashing mode, Dinner-making mode, Floor-scrubbing mode, and for the upsell, Femcunt Lawyer mode, which will bring you in around a $200,000 per year salary conservatively by working long hours during the day for you, and allow you to terrorize everyone you come across with frivilous lawsuits the rest of the time…”

I want one of those!

disenchantedscholar
Reply to  Sam J.
7 years ago

Nothing with useful features will reach the general market. The techs and engineers will keep them in private circulation, to keep the advantage.

disenchantedscholar
7 years ago

Women only get married to have kids, same as the men mostly. It won’t affect K-type women at all because K-men will disdain this stuff as cheating themselves. This technology will only screw the r-types – male slightly more than female, who can rape for babies. Novelty preference weakens men. Without considering the expense and low odds of public sale for good features, it’d be like a sports car now but no credit to buy it with. Poor men may purchase one to share, maybe a sexual timeshare. There’d be desensitization issues given the intensity of the stimulation even for the male version – which would be brought in for the gay market and possibly stop the spread of HIV overnight. The male version would replace most of the jobs of the men wanting to buy the female ones. The resale value would be low and any woman would be put off a man who ‘cheated’ with those or thought that’s all a woman was ‘good for’ aka a sex slave. We used to say a man ‘kept a wife’ financially, but machines are costlier and could be stolen, in the ghetto. This will lead to r-fights over Not Even Women. This personality/intelligence stuff will be classified like military tech, as you pointed out, for social control honeypot purposes.