More and more I am amazed at how you could just roll cameras today, and what would be recorded would credibly pass for out-takes from the movie Idiocracy.
President Camacho, at the State of the Union, after a big toke on a joint the size of a Maglite : “Shit man, them some dank nuggets. Today I would like to announce a new initiative. As you assholes may have noticed, a lot of our train drivers have been falling asleep, and driving too fast, and texting and shit while they’re driving, and these dumb fuckers have killed a shitload of people. I’ve got a two point solution for this.”
Voice from the audience: “Hey dickweed, tell those dumb fuckers to not fall asleep, and drive too fast, and text and shit while they’re driving a train full of people at 90 miles per hour!”
President Camacho : “Fuck you Carl! What you want to do, get us all killed? You know we can’t find anyone to drive trains who won’t do that shit! Now I’ve got this, you just shut the fuck up. My first point is I got my man Not Sure, and he’s the smartest motherfucka I know! Point Two – I’m gonna give Not Sure a bilajamillion dollars so he can build us a machine that will take over driving the train…. when the drivers fall asleep and drive too fast, and text and shit!”
Another voice from the audience: “Why not just have the machine drive the train all the time?”
President Camacho : “What the fuck is this, the future already? Plus, what do you think will happen to the jobs report when all those sleeping train drivers get replaced by machines? (Tapping his forehead) See, it’s nuanced thinking like that which is why I’m President, and you just some dumb fuck yelling stupid shit from the audience!
Now somebody give me a bilajamillion dollars – and do it quick. That TV show where the camera follows around the girl with the big ass who got peed on in that sex video is coming on in ten minutes. This episode her father is getting his pee pee lopped off and some boobies put in so he’ll look prettier in a dress….”
Yeee Haaa!
It would be funny, but for the fact that I know what is coming. All the morons in this Idiocracy will, almost overnight, be thrown into a Lord of the Flies scenario with the Bloods, the Crips, the Hell’s Angels, and a bunch of Feds who are going to be killing people like a weed-wacker cuts down blades of grass.
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These stupid fucks will never win. Who will feed their lazy asses when we’re gone? They’re dead either way. They need us, we don’t need them. They will always lose. Born losers and determined to stay that way.
Seriously, when’s the last time Carl led a country? Asshole.
The only bit that was unrealistic was that you made the President sound too intelligent – otherwise I really would have believed this was part of the script!
Given how we conduct ourselves I’m not so certain our pending suffering is undeserved.
Why are the comments off on the Surveillance thread? I was going to tell you “The Joker” burn, I instilled into a contractor operative. Oh well. Lip reading is a very useful ability to spot a surveillance operator, particularly if they are talking to their client on a mobile phone while reporting observations. In fact I could determine the questions being asked by the client, via the information the operative was reporting back.
Government surveillance is real expensive, contractor surveillance almost as expensive, and social media surveillance is the cheapest and can be free to a certain degree, so can be utilised by a smarty pants.
I did not kill comments on that thread, but they were set to off. Very strange, as it took me a long while to figure out how to navigate into the area where you turn them on and off. Of any post, I’d want to get any data anybody has on that subject.
I’d be fascinated to hear your “Joker Burn,” if it isn’t too much trouble. If the comments get killed again before you get to post, stick it anywhere, and I’ll restore comments on that thread, and stick it in the right place. Love the lip reading tip.
You predicted a train wreck..!!!!!.. even the machine that takes over when the driver is “speeding and texting and shit “. But even you couldn’t hAve imagined having that machine in place but not turning it on!!!!!!