Kurt Eichenwald, diehard Trump-enemy, and seemingly avid viewer of Japanese “Tentacle-Porn,” bifurcated:
What you notice is the “nice” expression is on the left side, while the not-nice expression is on his right. Since I assume people are trying to look nice, that makes me assume the stronger, dominant, and more consciously controlled side is the nice side. In this case, that would mean he would likely be left handed. An image search of him wasn’t decisive, but in a still from an appearance on Tucker he was holding up a sign with his left hand, and in a shot where he was leaning over a desk, he was supporting himself with his left arm. In an article, he mentions his grandfather was left-handed, and there does appear to be some genetic aspect to handedness.
Conclusion – likely another anecdotal case supporting the handeness of facial expressions as mirroring left and right handedness.
Next up is a female Conservative Tweeter who was reporting that Tony Podesta was arrested, according to her sources.
As with conservative girls, very pretty. What struck me was the head turn, which shields the left side of her face from view. You see a lot of girls doing that when they want to look cute with an eye to getting something. I didn’t really know why, but I always instinctually associated that head position with deception, without even thinking about it.
That is a naughty girl who is not only looking to fool you, but who is reveling in the artistry she is about to employ as she shows what a rube you really are. You can’t blame a pretty girl for being like that – guys do get so stupid with pretty girls they make it easy. If I had that power I would make her almost-certain regular abuse of it look positively harmless. The swath of dead bodies my beta orbiters would leave in my wake would boggle the mind.
But why the head turn? When I look at her philtrum, the crease that stretches between the bottom of the nose and the middle of the upper lip, I notice she is smiling so strongly on the right side of her face that the bottom of the philtrum is actually noticeably pulled to the right side of her face. When you look closely at the upper lip realizing this, it is almost ridiculous how far to the right it is being pulled. I assume that means her left side, which she is hiding, is in a totally non-smiling blank-faced killer’s expression indicating she is about to brain the photographer with the nail-studded baseball bat behind her back so she can take his camera and his wallet. Tsk tsk.
It’s OK, she’ll be fine. Somebody will white-knight for her if he survives the first blow and gives her too much resistance.
I just find it funny that she instinctively turns her head when she fake smiles while thinking naughty, manipulative thoughts, to block your view of her less-smiling side. These things have been going on so long that the human brain has hardwired all sorts of little tricks to make them work better.
It does make me think her Podesta intel might be a little sketchier than she let on.
We’ll close out with a blond joke I stole from this thread at Free Republic:
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
“Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.
Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, “You’re not really a redhead, are you?”
“Well, no,” she said, “I’m actually a blonde.”
“I thought so,” the doctor said, “Your finger is broken”
It’s alright. When she needs something, she’ll just turn her head as she smiles beguilingly, and make us all look stupid.