Jeb Bush Phoning It In – Flyer Features Black Guy’s Hand on Jeb’s Body

Conservative Treehouse had a funny one on Trump’s tweet mocking Jeb’s new flyer.

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Jeb Bush has a photoshopped photo for an ad which gives him a black left hand and much different looking body. Jeb just can't get it right!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 22, 2015

I’ve been impressed with Trumps thoroughness in controlling each campaign event, and his completeness in seizing every advantage he can to dominate this race. Here, he manages to highlight Jeb’s campaign’s incompetence, Jeb’s paunchy softness, and Jeb’s silly feminine vanity all in one attack. Clearly, Trump hires quality people, who perform extremely well.

A good juxtaposition is Jeb’s campaign, which can’t even be counted on to hide the fact that Jeb looks too soft to be honestly photographed in his own campaign flyers. Given the money Bush has amassed, it is amazing his campaign still seems to just be phoning it in. I also like the subliminal giant red phallic symbol, while Jeb has his black hands on his hips. Very classy. Message received.

Between this, his embrace of immigration, his support for more surveillance, his love-fest with the Clintons, and his vitriol for Trump, it is almost as if he doesn’t want to be President. Which is fine by me, since we have Donald and Ted.

Apocalypse cometh™

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Turd Burglestein
8 years ago

Haha man…I saw that post. I was the first commenter there about how jeb wipes his ass with his left hand.