Man Won’t Date Hot Women

He sounds so enlightened:

When it came to dating in New York as a 30-something executive in private equity, Dan Rochkind had no problem snagging the city’s most beautiful women.

“I could have [anyone] I wanted,” says Rochkind, now 40 and an Upper West Sider with a muscular build and a full head of hair. “I met some nice people, but realistically I went for the hottest girl you could find.”

Dan Rochkind used to date swimsuit models, but he’s happier now that he’s engaged to a merely beautiful woman, Carly Spindel.

This is his present squeeze.

Personally, I started twitching when my focus zoomed in on that left eye, blocking out everything else. Because her head is turned somewhat, it isn’t as obvious in the bifurcation below as it is in the pic above.

crazyeye

Then there is a quote by his new mother in law:

High-profile matchmaker Janis Spindel commands 50,000 to 500,000 for her services, but it sounds like her most important client is her 24-year-old daughter. Carly Spindel, who Janis calls “the new Carrie Bradshaw” as if we don’t have enough, chronicles her dating life on Carly’s Dating Chronicle. So the Wall Street Journal couldn’t help but ask Janis if Carly found the perfect match yet. To which mom said this:

“She’s definitely dating a bunch of guys, but she’s too young. She’s not going to get married until 28, and she’ll have her first kid at 30 or 32, the second one at 35. I’ve got it all planned.”

Fun, fun, fun.

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