r/K Selection is Everywhere – Marcia Brady Goes K-selected

She skips a mid-day snack, and turns into Danny Trejo with an axe and a bad attitude:

She eats a snickers bar, and goes right back to banging all of her co-stars and volunteering for Bernie Sanders.

The catch-phrase is, “You’re just not yourself when you’re hungry,” but the truth is, we were designed to live in K-selection. The truth is we are just not ourselves when we are stuffed full of so much high fructose corn syrup, peanuts, and chocolate that our society looks like a giant pod of Beluga whales.

Imagine in that commercial if you starved the whole family. The Brady Bunch would turn into a turf war between the Hells Angels and the Bandidos, with Joe Pesci in the middle waving a loaded gun around and telling everyone to just go fuck themselves. That is who we really are – and if you are a K-strategist, you kind of like that.

The funny thing is, we have all always been talking about r/K Selection Theory, just nobody laid it out specifically. Funniest of all, this little quirk will change the course of history. This is what will happen in Europe, en masse, once the economic collapse goes down – and nobody is going to be going around handing out Snickers bars.

Do you wonder why the leadership is desperate? Anders Breivik, all by himself, took out 77 leftists in one go. Now imagine ten or twenty thousand Anders Breiviks, all launching a non-stop wave of attacks all over Europe, as a war breaks out between the Muslims and the indigenous citizens. Now imagine a million. That is what a cursory glance at r/K would indicate is coming.

Apocalypse cometh™