Signs of r – Guy-Fi Public Masturbation Booths

You literally have to see peak r to believe it:

As debate heats up over “New York values,” a New York entrepreneur is providing a way for men to masturbate in public as a way to reduce stress and leave more focused on their work.

Adam Lewis and his “award-winning sex toy brand Hot Octopuss” are introducing “the world’s first ‘GuyFi’ male stress relief booth in Manhattan,” according to a press release. The “booth” appears to be an old telephone kiosk with a chair, a curtain, and an Internet connection.

The press release explains further: “According to Time Out, a remarkable 39% of New Yorkers ‘self-soothe’ in the workplace to alleviate stress. Hot Octopuss has created the GuyFi booth to take this habit out of the office and into a more suitable environment designed to give the busy Manhattan man the privacy, and the high-speed Internet connection, he deserves.”

At least it has a curtain. The next step is, no curtain.

This is probably a publicity stunt, but would it have been done in the fifties? Would you have been unsure if it was real or not?

Rabbits – totally unready for apocalypse.

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8 years ago

[…] By Anonymous Conservative […]

Mr. Bones (@wellplayd_ggate)
8 years ago

http://www.snopes.com/guyfi-nyc-public-booths/

“We may be insinuating that these booths could be used in whichever way anyone would like to ‘self soothe,’ [but] the brand is not actively encouraging people to masturbate in public as that is an illegal offense.”

Laguna Beach Fogey
Laguna Beach Fogey
8 years ago

It’s easy to become impatient and rage against the apathy of European men–especially Germans–in the face of Muslim aggression and atrocities in Germany. Why don’t German men act? I hope and pray the situation changes soon. It’s very irritating.

infowarrior1
Reply to  Laguna Beach Fogey
8 years ago

Long-term emasculation via the culture. Starting at public schools.

Joe Miller
Joe Miller
8 years ago

Good grief. You’re right, unfortunately, you have to see it to believe it.

Hubbard
Hubbard
8 years ago

According to Snopes, it’s a hoax. http://www.snopes.com/guyfi-nyc-public-booths/

everlastingphelps
everlastingphelps
Reply to  Hubbard
8 years ago

Snopes does this bullshit all the time:

1) State most extreme, ridiculous reading of the story as the “claim”
2) Debunk the “claim” using the actual story.
3) Claim story is “false.”

The Snopes article CONFIRMS everything that AC posted here. “NYC” (meaning the city itself) isn’t installing the booths, and the company doing it gave a BS CYA statement about “don’t break the law by doing what everyone knows we plan on you doing in this” so that makes it “false.”

Snopes gave up on being a serious fact-based site and into socialist-communist-progressive SJW cheerleading over a decade ago. (I still remember the late 90s where Snopes was one of the few reliable sites on the internet, so this is a major disappointment for me.)

everlastingphelps
everlastingphelps
8 years ago

I think it probably could have happened in the 50s, in Times Square. I also think that the new sport would be dragging perverts out of the booth in mid stroke and stomping them senseless.