The Next Stage In Marriage Equality – Bigamous Gay Incest

It has already begun, now we just have to legalize it:

An Oklahoma mother and daughter are behind bars after it was revealed they had an incestuous marriage. Patricia Ann Spann, 43, and Misty Velvet Dawn Spann, 25, were married in March 2016 in Comanche County. It has since been revealed that Patricia Spann, also known as Patricia Clayton, was previously married to one of her sons, Jody Calvin Spann, in 2008.

There was a time when gay marriage, and particularly the idea of gay couples raising kids would cause a reflexive revulsion within the populace. The issue hasn’t changed – people have.

Amygdalae have stopped issuing that little call in the brain that says to people, “Don’t do that!,” and you can see it manifest in the acceptance of gay marriage.

Without that vital cognitive function, society is doomed, and who you let marry is the least of your problems. Profligate spending, endemic corruption, crime, immorality, societal decline, they are all accepted just as easily as the gays marrying. Once the bigamous gay incest orgies are embraced, everything else has to follow, and everyone is doomed.

Of course the doomed part fixes the amygdalae, the only problem is it does it none too gently.