Facial Analysis – The Wife Of A Trans-Dog-Man

An interesting facial analysis sent in by a kind viewer, based on this pic:

Her ex-fiancé sexually identifies as a dog (and ran off to be “owned” by a gay guy), so I assume he had her walking him around the house on a leash, while he lifted his leg to pee on furniture. The article doesn’t mention whether he periodically stops what he is doing to curl around and lick his own asshole sparkly clean, but in cases like this I just assume the worst.

Her facial bifurcation is below:

Look at the right most face, composed of her left, true side of her face. Try to pull the outer corners of your mouth down, as hers are pulled down. Make your eyes and eyebrows look like hers. That is a sort of depressed resignation. In that shot I feel her thinking, “Oh, Jesus! I let myself end up engaged to a nutjob! How did I end up picking a psycho like this? And why the fuck am I letting him make me do this magazine shoot?” What is wrong with me?

The middle image is her right side face, or the face which is more a conscious representation of what she wants the world to see. Her mouth is pursed in more making it narrower, her eyebrows are more relaxed, and her eyes are just a little less agitated. To me, it is saying, “There’s no reason to panic. This is totally alright, and I am completely cool with it. Lots of guys do this. This is totally normal, and I am not freaked out about it at all.”

Interestingly, her left hand is palm down, which is traditionally said to be subconsciously indicative of trying to hide something, while her right hand is palm up, which is said to be subconsciously indicative of someone being open and honest. Normally, it is said a guy telling the truth will tend to gesture with his palms up as he says it because subconsciously people associate this hand position with showing something, while someone telling a lie will tend to have his hands palms down because that is a subconscious movement associated with hiding something. Here it is like her left side hand is indicative of trying to deceive, while her right side is giving off indications of openness and honestly. I don’t know if that is chance or not, but it makes me wonder.

You can see how the weirdness we are seeing today is not contributing to an increase in overall happiness. We are increasingly forcing the masses to cater to the neurotic delusions of a tiny minority. The result is a majority with diminished happiness, and a minority which will not be happy no matter how much they are allowed to diminish the happiness of everyone else.

On the bright side it is all documented. Someday, people will not believe any of this was possible. Hopefully before they give that first SJW a job, they will review the archives, and come to their senses.