Bill Kristol Tweets – Name The New Cuckservative Party!

This request has epic disaster written all over it:

On Monday, Weekly Standard editor-in-chief Bill Kristol tweeted out what the rest of the Republican establishment is thinking: better Hillary than Donald. Here’s the tweet:

Crowd-sourcing: Name of the new party we’ll have to start if Trump wins the GOP nomination? Suggestions welcome at editor@weeklystandard.com

Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) December 20, 2015

Never ask a question on Twitter that you don’t already have the answer to – he’s going to be deluged in sarcastic tweets. I’m split between the “Socialist Cuckservatives” or “The Cuckservative Worker’s and Foreigner’s Party.” The real question becomes what the party mascot should be. Elephants and Donkeys are already taken. Maybe the Chihuahua from Taco Bell?

Notice how as the Apocalypse approaches, you see group splintering occuring. Ostensibly the Cucks are pissed that the K’s are surging, but that is really irritation from the tremors approaching. As their amygdalae fire up with irritation it is driving them to act out. Of course they are impotent rabbits, so whining is all you get, but for them that is a sign of high agony. Real conservatives will be more hands on and less helpless, but they will also require a higher threshold of chaos to precipitate action. That will require full Apocalypse, which is well on its way.

Now the Cuckservative angst is focusing clearly on the people who are threatening their champagne dreams and caviar wishes, but when the violence comes, that drive to action will quickly be focused elsewhere. Ironically, I’d expect them to fall back in line with the real conservatives, in hopes that the Trumps of the world would do something to fix the crime problems and resolve all the scary threats.

Apocalypse cometh™ – even the cucks see it now.

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8 years ago

[…] By Anonymous Conservative […]

everlastingphelps
everlastingphelps
8 years ago

They should just be honest and call themselves the Loyalist Tory party.

As for mascots, a big goatse asshole with a powdered wig around it would be perfect.

Marc Bahn
Marc Bahn
8 years ago

Don’t be surprised if Kristol’s boy turns out to be Cruz. Doesn’t make sense on the surface, I know. He’d certainly rather have a Jeb or a Rubio. But remember, his goal would be to split the Republican vote. Cruz, darling of the evangelicals, is the only one realistically capable of splitting the party. Trump is aware of this btw and will make mincemeat out of the attempt.

chris
chris
8 years ago

“The real question becomes what the party mascot should be. Elephants and Donkeys are already taken. Maybe the Chihuahua from Taco Bell?”

A Cuckoo.

Nxx
Nxx
8 years ago

Kristol and the faction he represents have lost Russia and Europe is tilting. Would be funny if they lost the USA in 2017 and got completely outmaneuvered on the 100th anniversary of their start in Petersburg.

DocMac
DocMac
8 years ago

The new party would probably want to make itself sound more conservative. I’m partial to the Contenental Ultra Conservatives (CUC). Mascot: I’m torn between a rabbit and a steaming pile of elephant dung. Motto: “The train is fine.” (In Latin, of course, to confuse the proles.)

Maple Curtain
Maple Curtain
8 years ago

Would that be why David Frum is currently trying to rehabilitate himself as a “conservative” by questioning mass immigration?

Sam J.
Sam J.
8 years ago

Why do they need an animal? They could just use this.

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