The Austin, Texas Christmas Tree, Bedecked In Condoms and Lube

As if Austin wasn’t weird enough already:

A bag with condoms is not what you would expect to see at a park or most of the public places you visit during the week, but it has people talking…

Just ask Walnut Creek Park regular Connie Gearhart. “We come here 2 to 5 times a week,” she said walking her two pups. “Two weeks ago I noticed there were these bags hanging down and I looked at them and noticed that they had condoms and lube in them…”

Walnut Creek Park has suffered from a reputation of being where people are arrested for having sex in public.

Merry Christmas. Now when you are having sex in public in the park, and realize you forgot your condoms and lube, you can just reach up and pluck some off the trees over you.

Because K is approaching, but not yet here, there is a segment of the rabbitry that are actually going more rabbity, even as the potential wolves are beginning to head K. Basically that segment is heading into a denial reaction as a means of shielding the amygdala. It works, since we are still technically in r, but once Darwin enters the arena, I would expect this cohort to shrink rapidly.

Until then, trees decked with condoms in public parks will be a feature of the Apocalypse’s approach, even as a majority of the population of the country views it as peculiar.

r/K Selection Theory – because condoms and lube shouldn’t grow on trees

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